There is No Magic Trick for Hemorrhoids Relief
There is No Magic Trick for Hemorrhoids Relief
There is no magic trick for hemorrhoids relief. Hemorrhoids hurt so badly until I finally stopped trying to ignore the fact I was at the early stage of hemorrhoids.
Millions of people each year ignore the first signs of hemorrhoid symptoms. I did to the point where I knew I had them.
Like many I started to hope, wish or pray that my hemorrhoids would simply disappear as if by magic. There is no magician’s code or magic trick for hemorrhoids to share or reveal.
A coworker’s friend is into all things magic. We get invited to The World Famous Hollywood Magic Castle for a show. I’m tagging along with my coworker’s friends.
I’ve heard about the place for years, but was never able to visit because The Magic Castle is a private club. We got in by being with a member that seemed to be liked by the greeting they got.
I’m with a group of strangers, besides my coworker and was blown away how cool The Magic Castle is. The magic show we saw was more entertaining and super than I expected.
No Magic Trick for Hemorrhoids Relief
It was better than a Las Vegas magic show I saw once by a big name performer who must have mailed in that late night performance show.
Later that night I am out with this group for coffee. We’re chatting about the magic show we watched, the dinner we ate (delicious), politics, and a rerun of South Park.
It was the normal casual banter amongst relative strangers and coworkers that don’t often spend time talking outside of the office.
Then for a reason I still don’t understand, my coworker pulls a rabbit out of her hat as far as casual conversation goes. She shares that I moonlight as a writer for a hemorrhoids blog and know about hemorrhoids relief from personal experience.
At first the other people thought it was a joke of some sort. Not that I’m uptight, but I never think hemorrhoids are funny, especially as a former hemorrhoid patient.
I’m waiting for my coworker’s punch line that never comes. She seriously brought this up as a topic of coffee conversation. I was stuck. No magician was there to make me disappear. There is no magic trick for hemorrhoids to vanish from thin air.
I see one person go to their Droid to bring up the hemorrhoids blog I contribute to. The only question to me was why I moonlight doing that.
I shared that I had hemorrhoids before and felt most blogs were too generic and overloaded with medical information or never felt like they were run by people that have had hemorrhoids before.
It is corny, but the small team of contributing writers that I work with wanted to bring hemorrhoid sufferers a blog that had a personal touch.
Most hemorrhoid sufferers we’ve known are not looking for magic; they’re looking for personal stories about hemorrhoids and what really worked for other people. During the ride home my coworker asked if we could meet for Sunday brunch.
If she were my boss I would think she was firing me from my full-time job because speaking about hemorrhoids the way I did might have made me seem too gung-ho on helping people.
I know hemorrhoids aren’t as terrible as cancer, HIV or other things that impact peoples lives’, but it’s a health issue that I personally feel information needs to be shared about with kindness.
Sunday brunch rolls around and her and I sit. She’s attractive physically and had the personality to match, but I know this isn’t a romantic invite. We’re both in committed relationships.
Her friend that got us into The Magic Castle was too embarrassed to ask me any questions about hemorrhoids. I had no idea he was having a difficult time sitting the entire night.
He had hemorrhoid laser surgery a month before and would get tender when seated for too long. His doctor had done an excellent job removing his prolapsed hemorrhoid. Now he was looking for relief outside of the normal stuff on the shelves at Walmart or CVS.
I felt uncomfortable talking with her about another person’s hemorrhoid problem. I asked her to call him and ask if it was okay that he and I talk over the phone right then. It was a good conversation.
The friend of my coworker had ignored early signs of hemorrhoids that normally begin with a slight anal itch followed by sharp sting of pain. I shared with them my experience recovering from hemorrhoid laser surgery.
I was honest that not all hemorrhoid treatments and cures work for everyone or there would be one magic bullet cure all for hemorrhoids.
I recommended a few hemorrhoid relief remedies that worked for me after having surgery.
One that gets often overlooked is the need for disposal underpads that protect your bedding. I cannot stress enough how important underpads are to protect your sheets and mattress.
After my hemorrhoid surgery I did experience leakage. That’s natural and will happen until your body heals. Underpads for bedding are a must buy.
At the end of the day it was nice to be able to share and talk about hemorrhoids with people that were mature about this health issue. There is no magic trick for hemorrhoids relief, but there are real solutions to hemorrhoid problems.
